Agree on everything , except the
1) “ Fuck you for your useless layout editor that generates spaghetti code every time I change something” — You should see Xcode and iOS development flow, and you will take back your words.

2) “Fuck you for those horrible core components like activities and fragments.” — actually activities and fragments are good. They give you a lots of ways to handle different tasks. Needs a little more work to do, agree.